KaKa's sleeping like a pig under the computer table while im typing dis.

n the way he slps is so adorable!
he tucked his shorty arms (i call his front paws hands n his hind paws legs ok, im totally treating him as a kiddo, my kiddo!) underneath his head, den after a min or two, he flipped on his back n slept wif his belly up, like dis;

ok dis was taken sometime ago, bcos i failed to capture a decent shot of him before he switched to another position.
but the position's the same.
rmbr reading dat sleeping wif belly exposed means he feels very comfy n safe in his surroundings.
heh, no wonder he always slp in dis position. =D

now he wakes,
n he stretches wif his hands on my feet.
den he strolled like a laopekpek to the kitchen,
n he squats on his peetray,
n peed!
clever boy!

hahaha, im jus too bored.

bf's having his tp tmr, for class 2a.
i dunno y he's wasting money n time going for a 2a license, when he could continue pursuing his driving license instead.
i dun wan him to change to a 2a bike!
he'll only ride even faster n more dangerously den he is doing now.
but he's totally a stubborn old buffalo,
i noe he wont listen to my nags n advise.
i told him i shall be the one to get a driving license instead, n i'll fetch him to n back from work everyday wif KaKa.
n, HE LAUGHED ME OFF!

walao im serious ok my dear.
tho i noe i cant get any worse when it comes to tackling directions, n i seem to be plain unlucky when it comes to guessing which way to go when we're at a loss as well. (9 out of 10 times i guessed wrongly n we ended up going to the other end of singapore...)
n... i actually like to race wif other ppl on road, dis is a secret i nvr confessed to anyone other den my dear!
i'll actually, tell my darling to go faster when i c other bikes (esp waves n phantoms! i die die cant tolerate phantoms overtaking us!) overtake us.
esp those malay riders who'll take a long look at us when dey ride past,
i die die oso wan poor darling to overtake them, which we do everytime hehe.
n i'll be damn happy when we overtake 2a bikes.
long ago i already suspected dat my dear bf oso has a racing side inside of him bcos he'll ride damn fast when he sees other sportsbikes in front, den if dey overtake us darling will only speed up even more n overtake again, tho sometimes he just cant be bothered n i'll make him go faster.
but he always dun admit one, not like me, i admit to him i like to overtake other bikes haha.
so if i reli do drive, i think i'll focus so hard on overtaking i totally forget there's sth called traffic lights on the roads.

im going to cook fish fish for KaKa again ltr.
dats wad i tell him when i decide to cook him salmon for dinner la.
damn smelly, the fishy smell lingers on my fingers far too long, even after i scrubbed them hard wif mamalemon.
bloody fish.
but its supposed to be good for KaKa's skin n fur, so dun like oso hv to cook.
n he likes it damn much even tho theres no seasonings no nth, he gobbles everything up within 3mins flat when there's rice, n 1.5 when there's none.
fatty bombom.

my 2 ulcers adjacent to each other on my bottom lips r killing me!
all thanks to my dearest, for braking suddenly when we were going home from marina square after the fireworks on new yr.
he braked too hard, n i rammed into his helmet bcos i haven pull down my visor.
so my lips bled n the nxt time i checked my reflection, which is when i got home, damnit, 2 ulcers popped n grew bigger n bigger by the min until dey might as well join forces n form an ultra big one n kill me on the spot instead of torturing me day by day.
i dun even dare to put salt on them lor, i used to poke my ex-ulcers wif toothpicks DEN put salt ok. my pain endurance level's damn high.
KaKa oso has an ulcer on his tongue.
its been there damn long already n it doesnt seem to want to go away, even after a round of antibiotics.
poor baby, but it doesnt appear to be painful for him, since he doesnt whine or anything.
shall bring him to the vet again after cny.

http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/video.asp?video=fur_farm&Player=wm

i cried terribly while watching dis wif baby, while he cursed dat whoever who does dis to the poor animals go to hell.

he dun normally expresses his feelings one ok, dis remark from him's as good as me crying.

if after watching dis clip, it doesnt make u feel a pricky pain in ur heart at all, pls use a torchlight n search ur conscience.

no, its search FOR ur conscience!

i dun care if dey skin crocs, (no.1 on my hatelist.)

but dogs, raccoons, dogs, wolves, dogs, cats, DOGS!?

dey r the most loyal friends to us human! dey r the cutest thing on earth, even mongrels! or chhs, which i dun reli like!

look at their eyes in the clip, all of them express fear, loneliness, n sadness!

ive seen dis kind of look in KaKa's eyes when i caned him reli hard bcos he played wif the washing machine's pipes or his own poo.

n the eyes, when i saw his eyes, it made me so guilty, i felt like caning myself for caning him!

dogs r the truest friends anyone can hv, who else but these canine friends doesnt mind how ur breath stank, how tossled ur hair is, or how ugly u look without makeup, or whether u're a samaritan, or a burglar, but still lick n kiss u affectionately all the same?!

how can ANYONE do dis horrible act to them!

its even worse den Voldemort killing ppl to split his soul into 7horcruxes lor!

at least he doesnt skin them alive before letting them die of excessive bleeding, n pain beyond words.

he only did the Avada Kedavra spell, its painless i suppose.

well, he's almost humane when i compare him to these motherfuckers.

if u watched dis clip, n still buy anything wif even an inch of real fur on it, u're one of them.

anyway after watching dis depressing video, i hugged KaKa tightly n told him "u're lucky u're in singapore not in china baby. u're lucky u met me n daddy!"

n he just looked at me wif his blurblur face. -.-

now watch dis video of my baby, its a cheerful one dun worry!

i was chanting nonsensical words in high pitch tone to him, which explains y he's tilting his head nonstop lol.

i muted my mic, cos i shy heh.

took dis dat day when we went to marina square, before i came home wif the bloody ulcers.

n dis, ytd, before darling n i brought KaKa to his great grandmother's house lol. dearie's popo's house, dat is.

i love my fatty furball so much!

p/s; i dunno y the later part of dis post's all separated by a line in between each sentences.

no matter wad i did the lines wont go away!

pp/s; im still the avid reader i was. i went to the library alone n borrowed SEVEN books! 2 of them r about dogs. =D i reli cant go out alone, bcos i tend to hop aboard a cab instead of bus or train. my heart was jumping like a madly escaping kangaroo when i saw how fast the meter jumped!

hate the empty lines.

remind me of writing compos.

byebye!